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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!

Post by Guest on Wed May 01, 2013 10:39 am

Not attacked but that's maybe cos I treat my plugs and dishes with kindness.
But rope and cable!
When I'm finished with them I roll them up neatly and put them away.
Next time I come to use them they have gotten themselves all tied up in knots ... you can see they've been writhing and thrashing about madly and got themselves in a right old tangle.


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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!

Post by Guest on Wed May 01, 2013 5:56 pm

jackb wrote:Not attacked but that's maybe cos I treat my plugs and dishes with kindness.
But rope and cable!
When I'm finished with them I roll them up neatly and put them away.
Next time I come to use them they have gotten themselves all tied up in knots ... you can see they've been writhing and thrashing about madly and got themselves in a right old tangle.
They also form alliances in order to wreck more damage in the subsequent attack. The most vicious being the deadly garden hose which has slithered and looped in a perfect position to trip you up into the waiting thorns of the rose bushes....... Ooerrr

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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!

Post by Mama kaz on Wed May 01, 2013 6:03 pm

Sitting nice an peaceful a my friend's two days ago, the cup of hot black tea jumped in my hand, spilling it over my knee, fecking hot it was too... It had to be the cup I didn't even move Mad

My cables are the same doesn't matter how you put them neat they just always knot to hell!

The kitchen cupboards, the food ones...the stuff hides from me there, doesn't matter if I looked at say the curry powder the day before, as soon as I need it its vanished!

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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!

Post by Ali on Wed May 01, 2013 7:25 pm

When I was younger and at boarding school a paving slab in the cellar jumped up to deliberately trip me up causing me to hit my face on some stone steps and break my nose and front teeth.

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