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Re: Embarrassing moments....do you have many?

Post by Mama kaz on Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:13 am

I felt up a strange man's bum... And I mean inside the waist band of his trousers Embarassed I THOUGHT he was my bf!

Hubby had a REALLY bad one last week hehe, he erm trumped VERY loudly in the last 'quiet' aisle in a shop ( imagine ducks quacking, that noise) only a woman came around just as he did... Well she very loudly told the entire shop and workers etc what he had done, how she was holding her breath etc etc... He was getting redder by the second roflmao she said he made her day... I was still giggling at his face an hour later whistle
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Re: Embarrassing moments....do you have many?

Post by Guest on Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:53 am

I spotted a mate in a phone box ... for you younger ones a phone box was a red metal box standing in the street with a phone inside that you could use to make a phone call ... you couldn't take pictures and they had no apps ... anyway I was carrying a large box so knocked on the window with my foot toi attract his attention ... my foot went through it and I was standing next to a large poster about reporting vandalism ... the looks I was getting!
I scarpered without saying a word to the guy in the box because ... it wasn't my mate after all!!!

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Post by Ali on Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:02 pm

Syl wrote:The Dr who came in to break my waters (wearing what looked like wellies and a big grin) was a George Clooney lookalike before anyone had ever heard of George Clooney....that was a bit offputting.

I hope he was wearing more than a pair of wellies and a big grin Shocked
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Post by Mama kaz on Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:18 pm

Ali wrote:
Syl wrote:The Dr who came in to break my waters (wearing what looked like wellies and a big grin) was a George Clooney lookalike before anyone had ever heard of George Clooney....that was a bit offputting.

I hope he was wearing more than a pair of wellies and a big grin Shocked

Not sure I would hope that if he looked like George clooney Suspect
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Post by Mama kaz on Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:16 am

Dimples wrote:
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Syl wrote:The Dr who came in to break my waters (wearing what looked like wellies and a big grin) was a George Clooney lookalike before anyone had ever heard of George Clooney....that was a bit offputting.

I hope he was wearing more than a pair of wellies and a big grin Shocked

Not sure I would hope that if he looked like George clooney Suspect

Steady now!! Ooerrr Wink

Would certainly brighten up the labour experience roflmao
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Re: Embarrassing moments....do you have many?

Post by Gabby on Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:36 am

I've had plenty Embarassed.....couldn't possibly write them down! Embarassed

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Post by Guest on Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:51 am

Sundaze wrote:I once fell down into a pub cellar in the middle of a packed pub.
It was the end of the night I was walking backwards and I didnt see the hatch was open and down I went.
That was embarrasing having to climb back out while everyone was watching...

That one reminds me of chatting up a very beautiful and posh girl when I was fourteen she was sixteen.
I wasn't aware that I was standing on a manhole which had not yet had the cover fitted but was capped with a paving slab ... new estate being built at the time.
I was flush with dosh and dressed dead right felt really cool and confident and as soon as I lied about my age ... I'm seventeen ... the slab cracked and I vanished down the hole ... about ten feet deep.
On the way down I smashed my shin on one of the sticky out steel steps.
I cried like a big girl as I was hoisted up and put in the ambulance.
I avoided her forever!
I still to this day have a scare on my shin and it's a very clear J shape.

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Post by Mama kaz on Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:55 am

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Sundaze wrote:I once fell down into a pub cellar in the middle of a packed pub.
It was the end of the night I was walking backwards and I didnt see the hatch was open and down I went.
That was embarrasing having to climb back out while everyone was watching...

That one reminds me of chatting up a very beautiful and posh girl when I was fourteen she was sixteen.
I wasn't aware that I was standing on a manhole which had not yet had the cover fitted but was capped with a paving slab ... new estate being built at the time.
I was flush with dosh and dressed dead right felt really cool and confident and as soon as I lied about my age ... I'm seventeen ... the slab cracked and I vanished down the hole ... about ten feet deep.
On the way down I smashed my shin on one of the sticky out steel steps.
I cried like a big girl as I was hoisted up and put in the ambulance.
I avoided her forever!
I still to this day have a scare on my shin and it's a very clear J shape.

Moral of the story... Don't lie, you will get you come upance... or down in this case Suspect
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Post by Ali on Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:56 am

I was walking into a shop one day and walked straight into the plate glass window because I thought the door was open. I didn't break the window thankfully but I did cut my nose Embarassed
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